July 2011
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It's days like these that make me so proud to be a...
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“Sometimes. Mostly, no. It’s like the people who believe they’ll be happy if they...”
– The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman (via lostinthesounds)
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you wanna be, you wanna be, awkward like me
whipitbeyourownhero:
when i go to zumba everyone else is like this:
then i’m like this:
needless to say, i’m the sexiest one there.
I don’t do zumba but I had to reblog just because I always feel like Tina Fey when I dance
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Reblog if you would give up the internet to go to...
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“I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone...”
– Liz Lemon (via sudierae)
The Frenemy.: Confessions of PMS →
thefrenemy:
So what, I have my period? It’s only the one time of the month my body is so offended by its feminine wiles that it sheds blood tears out of my most sacred hole part. It’s not a big deal or anything, and it’s not like I’m dying! Although a lot of blood pouring out of your body often says otherwise.. like a GUNSHOT, for instance. Who gives a shit that the cramps which fill my human...
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I really wish that all sorority women actually had...
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An Article I Read About Being In A Sorority and...
monstersandthings:
Real Sorority Women, Join Me
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I don't care which sexuality my child is. They can...
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Jack: That woman you saw me with earlier... we're not colleagues. We are lovers.
Liz: Ugh, that word bums me out unless it's between the words meat and pizza.
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Set your zappers to pew: “In my opinion Tina Fey... →
properguest:
Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?”...
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In a nice, cool hotel room missing a boy named...
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JK Rowling has confirmed that The Marauders often...
Hahhahah this is perfect. I am SOOOOO sick of all these “JK Rowling has confirmed…” and “JK Rowling announced in an interview” fake HP facts. Thank you thank you thank you
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They ate my tailor!: Matt Lewis on Neville's visit... →
nom-chompsky:
“But yeah, I would have liked to see it simply because it explains so much about Neville. About who he is. That tender moment when his mother gives him that sweet-wrapper, and it’s so insignificant, and his Gran dismisses it and says, “She doesn’t know what she’s doing.” But to Neville, it’s the most beautiful moment. In his mind, that’s his mother recognizing him. And it’s...
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Taking myself on a date away from this 95 degree...
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panhelleniclove:
I was hoping you could post this as a thoughts/prayers request.
Phi Sigma Sigma Sorority on the campus of Central Michigan University lost a sister today. It would be greatly appreciated if all Panhellenic women could keep her family, friends, and sisters in their thoughts or prayers.
Thank you.
Panhellenic Love and sorry for your loss. Thoughts and prayers coming your...
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What Is This I Don't Even: ‘Blame my childhood,’... →
athenaltena:
How “evil” is Lord Voldemort? He’s a demonic spirit. He’s a satanic force. Young Voldemort was an orphan and denied any kind of parental affection or love, so he’s been an isolated figure from a very young age.
But I always think there has to be the possibility of good in someone, too. It…
I don’t like the fact that Ralph Fiennes never read the whole series….
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Dear IFC President, Just because you are man does...
I’m getting really sick of my IFC President counterpart.
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PanhellenicLove: Fraternity Love: Sporadically... →
panhelleniclove:
Ah. Fraternity boys.
Can’t live with them.
Can’t ship them off to a deserted island in hopes that survial of the fittest ensues and nature does its thing.
I dedicate this post to my campus’ IFC President. Oh, he will never know its him, but I’m feeling devious and partly the need to vent.
He…
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How did I not realize that Warwick Davis plays...
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